"Naked Attraction" Is The Most Ridiculously Stupid Dating Show Of All Time

Get the Full StoryPeople decide who to date by only being able to look at their private parts in a box. We have run out of dating show ideas. WE HAVE NO MORE IDEAS.

Two weeks ago we were treated to a new show called Undressed where people had to undress each other at first sight and then talk about FEELINGS.

It was a "unique dating concept" to find blahblahblah take your clothes off.

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Now there is Naked Attraction, a new show where a person chooses who they want to date by looking at people naked in boxes one bit at a time.

This show is British. Welcome to post-Brexit Britain.

Boxes can be full of men or women. There's also a bisexual dater in the first episode, so some there's a combination of men and women in the boxes.

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No, I am not making this shit up. They have to decide who to date based on seeing their potential dates like this. None of this show is censored.

NOTE: I AM PUTTING OMG STICKERS OVER EVERY PENIS AND VAGINA.

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The contestant eliminates one person after looking at this part of their bodies.

This is kind of weird, because aren't we told all the time that personality is just as, if not more important than looks when it comes to dating? It just feels a little bit random and unnecessary.

Also, maybe his stance might be a bit weird because he's scared to have his willy out on TV? I don't know. I would have a much worse stance than this.

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