Kanye West Would Like To Date A Fellow Artist Next

Get the Full StoryAbove all else, Kanye West is an artist. Nay an artiste. On par with the likes of Michelangelo and Picasso. Shit, I m really underselling this. Kanye is, in his own words, unquestionably, undoubtedly, the greatest human artist of all time. It s not even a question at this point. It s just a fact. Since the first Homo sapien wiped his dookie on a cave wall and deemed it good, only Congo the Chimpanzee 1954 1964 has surpassed Kanye s skills as an artist. As such, according to Page Six, Kanye will only be accepting applications from fellow artists to fill the position of Kaney s next romantic partner. Which makes sense. Kanye s estranged wife Kim Kardashian was merely the clay in their relationship. Her surgeon was the artist.

Page Six reports:

Kanye West is already thinking about his next relationship. The newly single rapper who is in the midst of a divorce from Kim Kardashian wants his next relationship to be with an artist and a creative person, a source tells us, explaining it s so they can speak the same language to each other.

Prior to marrying Kardashian in 2014, West dated models Chanel Iman and Amber Rose. He was also rumored to have dated Selita Ebanks, and was engaged to designer Alexis Phifer in 2006. They split in 2008.

So that s Kanye sorted. Sorry Keanu, Kanye s coming for your girl. As for Kim, she s not currently dating anybody because that would be too difficult for someone of her stature. Which is 5 2 flat-footed and 6 in heels.

A source said, She s not dating anyone because, if she were, it would be a career move. She can t go to restaurants now on dates and have paparazzi due to the pandemic . She can t date quietly; she doesn t even understand what that would be like.

But another source close to Kardashian said, We re talking about someone who is already one of the most famous people in the world she doesn t need anyone to make her more famous.

So don t expect a second sex tape, okay, because there is no point at this stage in her career. A career that might one day rival Kanye s!

Kardashian, on the other hand, is focusing on remaking her image as a devoted mother, and is looking to eventually enter politics, said our insider.

If we re lucky, we may live to see the day when Kim and Kanye are duking it out at the polls instead of in a Wendy s drive-through. And they re not kidding about Kim playing up World s Best Mom. Her Instagram page right now looks like the Kidz Bop version of what was there last week.

I m sorry, but Kanye had himself a true artist and visionary all along. And he threw it all away.

Pic: Wenn.com

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